Tuesday, June 10

TATTOOS : BREAST IMPLANTS FOR HIPSTER CHICKS



Nothing signifies that you live for the day more than a tattoo. And nothing screams 1997 more than chinese lettering or barbwire. But lets not worry about the future. In ten years time when your permenant skin doodles telegraph your age and former myspace addiction, it'll all be irrelevant because you'd have already conquered the scene.

If you're an average/nerdy chick, you can become an instant Gods girl (not Suicide Girl, tres 2001) pin-up with ease.

Rather than going down the Silicone route of the past, nowadays all you need is a SIQ chest piece and you will be showered with all the male attention you crave.

And heres a hint. The more oddly placed the tattoo the better. Hipster dudes will be left powerless in your wake. You'll be knee deep in coked out penis.

Here are afew examples:

The Throat Tattoo



The Hind Legs


Inner Lip


Oh, and PS. It works for guys too.

2 comments:

Tyron Perryman said...

"You'll be knee deep in coked out penis." Classic!

soulstar* said...

is that your own lip, you faggot. i hate you.